What Luke Said...

I don't sleep at night because I have a job to do. I have to protect the house and stuff. I make sure there are no snakes. If I find one, I squish it with my butt.

Let's go to Mexico so the hurricane doesn't hit me on the head.

Roses are my favorite flower. They smell like poison.

God's got the whole world in His hands. He has really big hands.

I don't want to go home.  I want to stay here for 40 days so I can watch Food Network.